Welcome to Peter Schwartz's HomePage

Terror Threat Level

Who better to guide you than The Stooges?

More Peter

I am not making these up! (With apologies to Dave Barry)

• Neuticles - need balls for Fido?
• Internatioinal Hedgehog Association
• Nip Guards - protection against painful nipple abrasion.
• Under-Ease® - "wear them for the ones you love."
• - ToiletPaperWorld.com - for your "throne" room!
• - Dreamland® - the ONLY reason to visit Tuscaloosa!
• - Krispy Kreme® the world's BEST!
• Squirrel Defamation League
• Cooking with High Voltage
• -Weird Al Yankovic's Official HomePage
• In Search of Giant Squid - An extra large order of calamari.
• PETA - It's NOT what you think!
• - The meat product of champions.
• - Hummer Home Page.
• - The Real Beer Page
• Bacon Explosion - a heart attack waiting to happen.

Other pages you might find of interest...or not

• 33d Alabama Infantry
• The Travesty - "Still pimpin' in the digital age."
• The Assault on Little Round Top and Cemetery Hill - Go back in time to 2 July 1863.
• Sharpsburg/Antietam - Go further back to 17 September 1862.
• The Zulu-Anglo War - It's January 1879 in Natal Province, South Africa.
• - Learn the truth about organizational dynamics and join Dogbert's New Ruling Class.
• - Lurker's Guide to Babylon 5.
• Virtual Flowers - Send a virtual bouquet to a nonvirtual friend.
• Flowers Express - They will send flowers also.
• Bartlett's Quotations - When you are looking for just the right phrase.

Created: 24 AUG 1995; Modified: 27 JUL 2009

http://schwartz.eng.auburn.edu/Default.html